The Slime that Men Do .....
Not a very welcoming title for the men reading this, is it? Women - you have to check out this website: http://www.humblehoward.com/slime_samples/. It's filled with real stories of slimey things that men have done - like the guy who threw a big surprise birthday party for his wife, and then asked for a divorce in front of all their friends! Or the guy who was out playing poker with the boys, and called his wife around 2am to say "I'll be home late, and make sure that you sleep on your back! Heh heh." I'm not joking! Or the guy who stole jewellery from his girlfriend to pay for his secret drug habit .... no wait a minute - that happened to me.

Women may be bitchy and a bit psycho at times, but we could never be slimey.