Constitutional Law #98470 - No Crocs Allowed!
I think that there should be a law banning people from wearing crocs. Those are god-awful, butt ugly footwear people - I don't care HOW comfortable they are. They're ugly! And environmentally unfriendly.
I have vowed to never wear them - ever! Here are some other clothing faux-pas that I will never do:
- polyester pants
- skinny jeans
- thongs as big as dental floss
- parkas that are every colour of the rainbow - and those really, really puffy ones too
- white socks with anything but athletic shoes
- fur
- shoulder pads (what were we thinking in the 80's?)
- ruffles (they turn my D-cups into M-cups .... M for massive!)
- really pointy-toe shoes (nose pickers)
- skorts
posted by Marta at
5:00 pm
1 Comments:
Well said. I also will never wear track pants except for around the house or working out. And especially those ones that have big lettering across the butt...they are for 15yr old girls. I made that promise to myself when I was pregnant as they make you look so dumpy...or at least on me they do...
12:38 pm
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